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Declaring "the front line of the war against terror once again involves the citizens," Republican Alan Keyes said Tuesday he believes the U.S. Constitution grants properly trained private individuals the right to own and carry machine guns.

"You're not talking about giving citizens access to atom bombs and other things," the former presidential candidate said. "That's ridiculous."

Well, if Keyes wants to put the reparations issue behind him, this machine gun proposal could help.

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I think Keyes should offer all blacks, who are demanding reparations...machine guns instead.