[Modernman]

How'd that work out for you?

I'm guessing married life with a stripper isn't as great as most guys might fantasize.

[Melas]

I'll summarize: At first it was cool. I mean I was living the life of a rock-star. Within six months of knowing her, I'd probably done just about everything your average rock star has done on tour. Then reality starts to set in, and you realize that she's not staging these all girl orgies solely for your benefit. After that you realize you're not the sole supplier of penetration in her life either. Then you figure out she's not particularly honest....then it's just a year or so of pure hell as your work your way out of it.

[R. Scott]

I'm guessing married life with a stripper isn't as great as most guys might fantasize.

Just because she comes home at 2 AM with sore feet and an aching back and legs?
Just because she’s so sick of drooling horny men she is far from “in the mood” when she gets home?
I had to make a lot of adjustments for my first wife - but it still lasted only 6 months. Girl friends were better. I could fix a tub of warm water and Epsom salts, hand her a drink and listen to her bitch for awhile. The next morning (her “morning” - afternoon for me) was usually better.
The wife expected it as her right. The girlfriend thought it was a sweet gesture.