[Libertarianize the GOP]

Women are completely incapable of any such act.

You obviously haven't been to your local "adult hardware" store.

I figured someone might mention that but it is merely and attempt to fake the male role. It is not the equivalent.

[ASA Vet]

attempt to fake the male role

depends on what you consider the goal of the role. If it's procreation, you're correct. If it's simple orgasmic sex it's often superior.