IMHO, crissy mathews, and keith olberman must be the ONLY TWO PEOPLE in the WORLD, who have never seen the movie,"A Christmas Story" It's the one with the kid who wants a Red RYDER BB gun,("You'll shoot yer eye out, kid !!!") who on his first attempt to fire it, ends up with a "SELF-INFLICTED" wound.
And if THAT explanation is TOO HARD FOR THEM TO "GRASP",...
all crissy had to do was ask max cleland what a "SELF-INFLICTED" wound is......