Ah... Military recruiting... Brings back wonderful memories...
They're so nice to you it is hilarious.
Then when you sign up and you begin training you're less than dirt. You are lower than the slop they feed you.
Well, I was officer track with AFROTC when I was injured and dropped out... I hear it is slightly better for them.
I love 'boot camp' stories. Most Veterans seem to have survived, and look back at the hardships with great pride, gratitude, and affection - for their tormentors. (^: