If you come to Texas, please let us know. You are welcome at Chez B-Chan! I'll take you to some places with food so good you won't know whether to eat it or take off your pants and make love to it! Barbecue, chili (our national dish), fried chicken at Earl Abel's, Louisiana cookin', great beef, Southern soul food, the best Mexican food anywhere, and even Japanese — we have it all here in the Lone Star State. And afterwards, I'll take you to The Koffee Kup in Hico, Texas for a hot cup of good coffee and a slice of their excellent pecan pie.
You can also get the hiccups in Hot Coffee, Mississippi.
Incidentally, I was born in Hico (1952).