[boris]

As a Jew I got no dog in this fight, but I guess these folks think Jesus was a Socialist.

[Inyokern]

"If ever there were a bleeding-heart liberal, it was Jesus Christ," Moore said at Congregation Agudas Achim synagogue. "I think the carpenter from Galilee was the original Democrat."

Sounds like a great argument for Jews to be Republicans.

[airborne]

I think Jesus would be spending time with the Dems. He thought it very important to spend his time trying to reach the sinners.

[stainlessbanner]

"It would be a surprise to a lot of folks to discover that there are some very faithful, regular church attendees who aren't going to vote for Bush."

Just certain episcopalian churches.

[blackdog]

By golly they are right! Last election, Jesus Christ voted democrat in Chicago six times, three in Milwaukee for the free cigarettes, punched a stack of six hundred cards in Palm Beach County leaving only seventeen pregnant chads, four times in Philadelphia, and personally cast votes on behalf of Paul Wellstone.

In the off election season Christ has been encouraging Mary-Jo Kopechne to switch party affiliation but has been unable to bring her over to the dark side.

[dukeman]

Jesus doesn't vote. He's a monarchist.

[TigersEye]

As a Buddhist I have no dog in this fight but I guess they think Jesus would support Osterizing babies in the womb.

[conserv13]

Jesus isn't even a US citizen. This is such a ridiculous exercise, but thanks for posting it for laughter and discussion.

I don't think Jesus would vote at all, in fact there would be no need to, since when he returns it will be the end of the world anyway (if you believe that).

[BaBaStooey]

After the meeting, members departed to a nearby theater to smoke the chronic and watch a "Hippie Jesus" movie marathon, featuring Jesus Christ Superstar and The Last Temptation of Christ.

[KC_Conspirator]

I doubt Jesus would be fighting tooth and nail with the ACLU to remove all references to his father from private and public life. Jesus is a Republican.

[jackbill]

These RATS are delusional

[kittymyrib]

Hmmm...the Democrat Party has two sacraments: Abortion and Gay Marriage. Somehow I can't picture Jesus voting Democrat.

[P-Marlowe]

Satan was the first democrat.

[Texas Patriot]

I saw this somwhere else and thought it appropriate here
Jesus would not Vote Democrate He'd run as a Republican

[Arrowhead1952]

AUSTIN, Texas -- Just a few miles from George W. Bush's former office at the state Capitol....

The media is just so absorbed with the Hate Bush mentality. I am getting so sick and tired of this garbage. This past weekend in the PARADE insert of the Austin Pravda, there was an article about people losing their health care.

One of the couples the article interviewed was from Hutto which is 12 - 15 miles east of IH 35 on hiway 79. That actually runs thru Round Rock and is about 20 miles north of the center of Austin. Instead of saying that Hutto is 30 miles NE of Austin, Tx - most people DO know where Austin Tx is located - the Parade magizine had the following statement.

Hutto, which is about a one hour drive from President Bush's Crawford Ranch.....

That comment made me want to puke.

[Matchett-PI]

"As a Jew I got no dog in this fight, but I guess these folks think Jesus was a Socialist."

No - they think Jesus is a RELATIVIST that rejects absolute (self-evident) truth like they do.

Of course, a relativistic worldview positions anyone that thinks like that as a potential threat to our Constitution since our Constitution was only put into place to guard absolute truth.

[BadAndy]

Does he really think Jesus would support an amoral party of liars, criminals, philanderers, child buggerers, drug abusers, abortionists, queers and athiests? Not to mention a party that hates religion in general and Christianity in particular.

[Wondervixen]

No, I'm sure Jesus wouldn't vote Dummycrat...He's just ask God "Do you remember that thing you did with Sodom & Gommorah?"

[smiley]

When one reads this tripe, one is always of the opinion, according to the demorats, that Jesus Christ would endorse abortion and/or partial birth abortion? Think not. Lying? Think not. Infidelity? Think not. Not only are the rats trying to remake the Constitution and indoctrinating our children in schools, they are now attempting to remake Christ's own image and what they think Jesus would do. Pathetic.

[Homo_homini_lupus]

I would say he would probably vote conservative, but I doubt he'd be part of either party.

I don't see any way he'd be a Dem, though... He was too much for personal accountability.

[Phlap]

"If ever there were a bleeding-heart liberal, it was Jesus Christ," Moore said at Congregation Agudas Achim synagogue. "I think the carpenter from Galilee was the original Democrat."

Any real bleeding heart liberal would vote for Ralph and not the democrat. If they see it any other way they need new glassess.