[barker]

Read it and just barf your toenails up. Or be kind to yourself and don't read it. KC (Red) Star) journalism at it's best.

[OpusatFR]

"“I think that people close to their roots, close to the earth, pick up on the genuine qualities of people who aren't phony, and I think that the people pick this up when they see me or hear me speak or they talk to me,” she says."

I say this to my servants quite often. They always listen to me attentively. After all, I sign their checks.

[NavySEAL F-16]

Playing catch-up with Mrs. Heinz Kerry

Is it just me, or who writes these headlines?

Catch-up = KETCHUP

[stylin19a]

She is beautiful

geeze...poke my eyes out.

[rdb3]

I call my devout Democrat mom the night before. She's excited and even suggests more questions.

Now there's a frightening thought.

$710.96... The price of freedom.
VII-XXIII-MMIV

[sgtbono2002]

“I think that people close to their roots, close to the earth, pick up on the genuine qualities of people who aren't phony, and I think that the people pick this up when they see me or hear me speak or they talk to me,” she says.

She isnt phony No : she is full of crap is what she is.

Does she really believe this crap?

[mass55th]

Tuh-ray-za has yet to learn what the word "humble" means. Nobody's told her that self-praise stinks. What a putz!

[speekinout]

I didn't barf. I thought that article was very negative toward the Kerry campaign, and that made me smile. It was written by a self-admitted Dem.

[kingattax]

THROW MAMA T FROM THE TRAIN

[dawn53]

Haven't seen Teresa in any photo ops lately.

Did they take her "off" the campaign trail?

[ErnBatavia]

[thathamiltonwoman]

I kind of liked it. The reporter may not have meant to but she makes Heinz look like a foolish, spoiled woman.

[RJL]

Gee, I wonder who Lisa Guitierrez will be voting for?

It would be fun to have her interview Laura Bush and compare the articles, maybe we would notice a ever so slight liberal bias from Ms Guitierriz.

[Irene Adler]

"...eyes...the windows to the soul, she calls them."

Wow, that's so DEEP. Do you suppose Theresa thought that up, all by herself? What a sensitive intellect! (GAG)

[beezdotcom]

Then, her eyes, brown and round like a teddy bear's, the windows to the soul, she calls them.

Such elegant writing, this, that I first thought she was linking the appositive phrase "the windows to the soul" with teddy bears.

Then I finally realized that she was attempting to use the standard cliché metaphor for 'the eyes'. The corrolary is that the eyes are also windows to a soul posessed, as evidenced by this photo....