Playing catch-up with Mrs. Heinz Kerry (Barf untill you die)

Kansas City Star ^ | 8-18-04 | LISA GUTIERREZ

[barker]

Read it and just barf your toenails up. Or be kind to yourself and don't read it. KC (Red) Star) journalism at it's best.

[OpusatFR]

"“I think that people close to their roots, close to the earth, pick up on the genuine qualities of people who aren't phony, and I think that the people pick this up when they see me or hear me speak or they talk to me,” she says."

I say this to my servants quite often. They always listen to me attentively. After all, I sign their checks.

[NavySEAL F-16]

Playing catch-up with Mrs. Heinz Kerry

Is it just me, or who writes these headlines?

Catch-up = KETCHUP

[stylin19a]

She is beautiful

geeze...poke my eyes out.

[rdb3]

I call my devout Democrat mom the night before. She's excited and even suggests more questions.

Now there's a frightening thought.

$710.96... The price of freedom.
VII-XXIII-MMIV

[sgtbono2002]

“I think that people close to their roots, close to the earth, pick up on the genuine qualities of people who aren't phony, and I think that the people pick this up when they see me or hear me speak or they talk to me,” she says.

She isnt phony No : she is full of crap is what she is.

Does she really believe this crap?

[mass55th]

Tuh-ray-za has yet to learn what the word "humble" means. Nobody's told her that self-praise stinks. What a putz!

[speekinout]

I didn't barf. I thought that article was very negative toward the Kerry campaign, and that made me smile. It was written by a self-admitted Dem.

[barker]

Does she really believe this crap?

Yes she does. After all she is Saint Teresa Evita Heinz.

[kingattax]

THROW MAMA T FROM THE TRAIN

[dawn53]

Haven't seen Teresa in any photo ops lately.

Did they take her "off" the campaign trail?

[KC_Conspirator]

"“I think that people close to their roots, close to the earth, pick up on the genuine qualities of people who aren't phony, and I think that the people pick this up when they see me or hear me speak or they talk to me,” she says."

She is a phony through and through, just like her husband.

[DAC22]

MS GUTIERREZ is obviously on a Kool Aid binge

[SeattleNeedsHelp]

The first thing you notice is the hair, sexily tousled. Then, her eyes, brown and round like a teddy bear's, the windows to the soul, she calls them. Once they lock on yours, they don't let go. Her voice, lyrical and soft, is perfect for reading romantic poetry or bedtime stories

 

 

THANKS FOR THE WARNING!!

[barker]

I thought that article was very negative toward the Kerry campaign, and that made me smile.

It is a little negative in places but I wonder if that was because the author was kept waiting and waiting.

[ErnBatavia]

[thathamiltonwoman]

I kind of liked it. The reporter may not have meant to but she makes Heinz look like a foolish, spoiled woman.

[RJL]

Gee, I wonder who Lisa Guitierrez will be voting for?

It would be fun to have her interview Laura Bush and compare the articles, maybe we would notice a ever so slight liberal bias from Ms Guitierriz.

[OpusatFR]

" Her voice, lyrical and soft, is perfect for reading romantic poetry or bedtime stories..."

I keep thinking she's scored some really potent stuff or else the DNC handlers are keeping her drugged or drunk. One or the other.

Anyone try waving brownies in her direction?

[Irene Adler]

"...eyes...the windows to the soul, she calls them."

Wow, that's so DEEP. Do you suppose Theresa thought that up, all by herself? What a sensitive intellect! (GAG)