[Christian4Bush]

I don't think there is one Crypt Keeper, kinda like how at Christmas time there isn't one Santa. The Crypt-Keeping Americans are a federally-protected minority, and we will get in trouble if we keep mocking their Crypt-Keeper-ness. :)

I can see Jesse and Al on the stump now...another minority group to shakedown...errrr, protect...

"Keep Crypt-Keepers alive! Crypt-Keepers are on the way! Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches! Lemonade! D-CON! 4-GONE!"

/extreme sarcasm, but I really don't want to end it...

[Darkwolf377]

I can see Jesse and Al on the stump now...another minority group to shakedown...errrr, protect...

"Keep Crypt-Keepers alive! Crypt-Keepers are on the way! Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches! Lemonade! D-CON! 4-GONE!"




"John Kerry understands peanut butter sandwiches and Kool-Aid." (Yes, Jesse, we know you guys drink THE Kool-Aid.)

"John Kerry understands oak caskets and concrete crypts."