Anything for a headline from Sludge.
In another entry, he says: "So this is what the last days of the Catholic Church are going to look like. Buggering boys undermines the moral base and the lawyers rip the gold off the Vatican (news - web sites) altars. We may get one more Pope, when this senile one dies, but that's probably about it."
Totally agree with paragraph 1.
Somewhat agree with paragraph 2.