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Nope not kidding.

Daniel got up to get a refill.

A shaveheaded heavily tattooed skinny dude and his scrawny tattooed chick come in and get in line a couple behind him. He's pointedly facing away from the door, she says something like "MY GOD THEY'RE COMING!!!"

Cop in the door, gun drawn "FREEZE!" "DOWN! DOWN ON THE FLOOR!"

He drops like a heart shot pheasant, before he's all the way on the floor there are about half a dozen cops all over him and her like a candidate on a megadonor.

Someone says "get the kids out of the way." I say "Daniel Far corner!" He moves. Everyone else is still milling around *sigh*.

"Daniel? Put the trash can between you and the guns"... He does.

The cops scoop up the inked duo and spirit them out of the restaurant.

One comes back in and apologizes to the manager "We tried to take them down before they got inside"...

Minimal info to the peons, arrested for "outstanding warrants"

They were searching the car when we left, one baggie of presumed drugs. They were just popping the trunk when we left.

Very quick in-snatch-out. Nicely done. Just like on COPS...