Just take him out back and create a media diversion up in front.
Then come back out and declare that there's been an unfortunate "boating accident".
We can always put in the car with Ted Kennedy.
Oh, I forgot the ALCU would consider that cruel and unusual.
Maybe we can get these guys to let Kerry come over to create a re-enactment film for everyone to watch. You know where he jumps from a tank and pretends to be shooting a gun and all that neat stuff. Then he can use it in his campain to show he is a tough Socialist.
Let Teddy give him a ride.