We attended the County Fair this weekend. The republicans were there, and so were the Kerry supports, right across the aisle. The boyfriend wanted a Kerry button so he could put the red diagonal line through it, so he headed over. I RAN to the fudge line knowing that he would NOT be silent, and I wanted a good seat. The Kerry Clone grabbed him and said, "are you registered to vote?" He said, "yeah, I'm registered. Registered Republican when I was 18 years old and I'm still a registered Republican at 50." She turned all sorts of red and said, oh good, good.
Turns out the Kerry table was charging a buck for the buttons. Boyfriend didn't need the joke so bad he'd part with a hard earned dollar...... As he was walking away he yelled over to me "DO YOU BELIEVE IT? THEY'RE CHARGING A BUCK FOR THE KERRY BUTTONS! HOW CHEAP CAN YOU GET? WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THAT DISNEY MONEY?"
Can't take him anywhere.....
Yes, this was true. [The named have been changed to protect the innocent.....appologies to Dragnet.]
I had a new name for the Kerry/Edwards booth. When I went by I just yelled out, "Welcome to Never, Neverland."
We all know that Kerry is in his own fantasy world.