He's the MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE...except he never had implants (a la the new version)nor brainwashing (the old version),but was born and bred to it by his own parents and helped by the Kennedy clan and the money of a DEAD Republican.
Rather than implants, it would seem that Kerry's brain has been rendered inoperable, that is, if he ever had one.
Correction, he is the Franchurian Dork Candidate.