[VOA]

Everybody knows that the best BBQ in the world comes form TEXAS and the best of
that if found at Coopers BBQ in Llano

Dag-nab-it!
Now you've gone and done it!
My saliva has finally over-flowed onto my keyboard after seeing those
enticing and (hear Dr. Ruth's voice) "stim-oo-lating" chunks of BBQ on that website.

[I got the rope]

You wouldn't BELIEVE how good the food is here. The cabrito is excellent!