To make you feel better ;) From the late night comedy mavens ..
The Secret Service has announced it is doubling
its protection for John Kerry. You can understand
why - with two positions on every issue, he has
twice as many people mad at him." -Jay Leno
"We make jokes about it but the truth is this
presidential election really offers us a choice of two
well-informed opposing positions on every issue. OK,
they both belong to John Kerry, but they're still
there." -Jay Leno
"John Kerry will undergo surgery to repair his right
shoulder. He originally hurt it when he suddenly
switched positions on Iraq." -Craig Kilborn
"President Bush listed his income as $822,000. You
know what John Kerry calls someone who earns
$822,000? Not even worth dating." -Jay Leno
"Well the good news for Democrats, now over half
the country can identify a picture of John Kerry.
The bad news, the majority still thinks he's the
dad from The Munsters." -Jay Leno
"John Kerry accused President Bush of catering to
the rich. You know, as opposed to John Kerry who
just marries them." -Jay Leno
"They say John Kerry is the first Democratic presidential
candidate in history to raise $50 million in a three-month
period. Actually, that's nothing. He once raised $500
million with two words: 'I do.'" -Jay Leno
"Today, John Kerry announced a fool-proof plan to wipe out the $500B deficit. John Kerry has a plan, he's going to put it on his wife's Gold Card." -Craig Kilborn
FUNNY STUFF!