OK Now I'm impressed.
However, I might have one up on ya!?
When my PC comes up and shuts down I have each custom set with Timmy screaming out his name the way only he can. AND my PC is wired into my stereo system w a large sub. So when I reboot it can be a SP experience.
One day my dad, 72 years young NOT an "Old Cracker" yet, who knows squat about computers came over. I rebooted and scared the "heck" out of him.
Also: Kyle's cousin from New York, who's name is also Kyle: One time I had my PC come on with his line at the airport "Hello Aunt Sheila" and on shut down had his snoring.
And since I started typing this Im thinking another good start-up would be Tweaks line: Its too much pressure!!