Bill Whalen...
...can be found at the Hoover Institution at Stanford University, and he is a definite eligible.
I hear him on the John Batchelor radio show, usually on Friday nights, during the political roundtable segment. Catch him on WABC, the next time you have your own Spa Night. (Talk radio, while soaking in the tub...Ahhhhhhhh!)
He's very smart, has true conservative values, and has a darling personality. He's confident, has a good sense of humor, and is an upbeat kind of guy. In short, he'd make a terrific conservative catch. Yummy!