[Netizen]

“Had I been reading to children and had my top aide whisper in my ear that America is under attack, I would have told those kids very nicely and politely that the president of the United States has something that he needs to attend to,” Kerry said.

Yes. Kerry would likley have excused himself, then inflicted a flesh wound upon himself, then put in for a purple heart and requested an immediate transfer to a country less likely to be attacked.

[dirtboy]

Yes. Kerry would likley have excused himself, then inflicted a flesh wound upon himself, then put in for a purple heart and requested an immediate transfer to a country less likely to be attacked.

Nah, he would have leaped up and ran to the nearest TV camera (he IS quite skilled at that) and announced that, since John Kerry served in Vietnam, whoever did this should be really, REALLY scared.