John F. Kerry. Last President of the United States from 2005 through 2007. Kerry served during a period of numerous terrorists attacks and open and hostile mass legal and illegal immigration. These factors eventually resulted in the break up of the United States into regions now know Al Qaedazhan, Aztlandland, Somalialand, and Chinanminorland. A few residents of the former United States survived by fleeing to what was then called the upper peninsula of the state Michigan. Historians believe Kerry's final words as the White House burned were "So what, I have 3 Purple Hearts, plenty of ketchup, and got the Hispanic vote". Kerry is also reported to have mumbled something about an UN and a Vicente telling him that borders were no longer needed in the 21st century. Finally, weeping, he said "George would have done all those amnesties, too, you know, he wanted the Hispanic vote too".