Good grief. I need to go find that old beaded headband and tapestry shirt I used to wear in the 60's. We're on our way back there anyway. Oh yeah. The Democrats are such "progressives". Gimme a break.
I would ordinarily be tempted to masquerade as a lib at the convention and make a bunch of trouble, look like a loser, and get arrested or something, but being a responsible conservative, I have a job and family to support. Oh yeah, the navy would probably get pretty mad at me too.