If you watched last (Thursday) night, you know they showed a little montage of his life, and in the film they showed a picture of a young John Kerry when he was in a rock band and explained why he did it. He said it was a great way to meet girls. The next day President Clinton called him and said, "Hey if you think that’s a great way to meet girls, wait’ll you become president.”
Perfect.
Kissinger's infamous comment notwithstanding, I don't think anything-not even the presidency--would help that anachronistic, cadaveric mass of fustian flounder.