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Here's an LBJ story you might like, and it's still applicable today.
Seems that young Lyndon had a tough opponent early in his career and re-election was looking shaky. So LBJ told his campaign manager to start a whispering campaign asserting that his opponent was enjoying carnal knowledge with his barnyard sows.
His shocked campaign manager told him, "Lyndon, I can't go out there and call the man a pig-f****r!"
To which LBJ replied, "True -- but you can make him deny it."
JackelopeBreeder's Law: Nothing happens by coincidence in politics.