"The NRST proposal that's been festering in the halls of Congress is nothing but a grotesque distortion and convoluted misrepresentation of economic theory. Advocates of this "plan" clearly do not trust the American People to understand the true ramifications, and are poised to agressively shove a false paradigm down their dumbed-down throats. IMHO, the minimum response to such a beligerant abuse of power should be the time-honored American tradition of tar-and-feathering such dishonest political scalawags."
-- Nice prepared speech.
Actually, that one was freshly written...
but since you like it, I'll add it to my collection...
(BTW... thanks! Sometimes I forget to collect the gems I occasionally create.
It saves me quite a bit of time if I don't have to constantly reinvent the good ones!)