[RockAgainsttheLeft04]

Be afraid, be very afraid.
Because we are coming.

We drink. We smoke. We screw. We party. We rock. We can laugh at ourselves, and still laugh our asses off at our enemies.
We are hella-well informed about the world around us, but we know that one cannot live on politics alone.
One must have a little fun sometimes, or jack becomes a dull boy.

We are true patriots.
We believe in aggressively fighting the ills of Politically Correct, Leftist repression and Islamic terror as much as you do. In fact, if we were in charge, Mecca would be a parking lot by now, AND our taxes would be cut so short that you'd swear Reagan had returned.
However, we DON't share your un-Christian ideas of your own moral superiority, or your church-organ-grinder, Fallwell-esque rhetoric.

We are the future of American conservatism. We are the South Park Republicans. And we are coming to shake you fossils out of our party.

Once again, be very afraid.

Boo!!!

[NCPAC]

Welcome, RATL04.

I work with a good number of younger Republicans - and A LOT of them are right up your alley (though their musical tastes do vary).

I'm twice your age, but after work tonight I'll do what I often do: Crank up the music - tonight the Stones (Exile on Main Street) - and have a Jack 'n Coke and a hand rolled smoke. Tonight, though, I'll make a toast to the younger set of Wingers who inherently know that freedom is also FUN.

[O.C. - Old Cracker]

This old fossil just lifted his head from the dirt. He hears you loud and clear.

[CanisRex]

Be afraid, be very afraid. Because we are coming.

Yeeefreeakin-ha! (I wish I had a nuke to ride into the center of Stodgyrepublicanville while you say this as a voiceover)