This movie is going to be sooooooo sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet! All of ya'll jackboot, reflexively knee-jerk, beleive everything you read on drudge lamers, seriously need to take some valium (or whatever your mind altering, conciousness relaxing substitute is).
This'll be a funny movie, I think. They may end up tweaking the notion of trying to police the whole globe, but that isn't anti-conservative in and of itself. Multinationalism deserve a little critique now and then, even at the hands of puppets (pardon me - marionettes).