It might as well have read...
SCHNEIDFER: Wolfe, I'm trying as hard as I can to spin this into some kind of advantage, but I'm only human.
But there is a LOT of good news for Kerry. A LOT! First, it's a Sunday, so there could not be an election today even if the Republicans wanted there to be. Second, I can now reveal that the entire DNC convention was an ingenious plot to lull the republicans into thinking they were ahead, and by golly, it worked. Looks like the DNC brain trust is fiulled with geniuses. I don't know how anyone can look at this as bad news, as much as the republicans might want it to be! Wolf.
WOLF: Thank you, Bill Schneider. Obviously this history lack of bounces is precisely what the democrats want....
The DU stand for the French national anthem.
The DU females also stand while urinating - the DU men prefer to sit.
ROTFLMBO... Hillarious