A veteran liar like Mark? I think it went something like this:
"...Yes, I know where Lori is: she was abducted by aliens. I saw it happen. She was 5 weeks pregnant, but not with my child. An alien child. The Mother Ship took her to Beta Alpha Zebulon to give birth to the new king and left me with an anal probe which gave me an irresistible desire to buy household bedding and prance around in the buff. I know it's hard to believe, but what other explanation is there?"
Please put me on your ping list, MS...if you dare....;^)
Fox is now reporting that the only search that has been called off is the volunteer search--the police are continuing. Makes ya go "hmmmm...."
PS, just added you to the list, be sure to let me know if you want off.
LOL!
He probably did spin a tale just about that outlandish, and his folks bought it, like so many other times.
randog, you spend a lot of time watching the SciFi channel, dontcha?