Allow me to recycle a couple I did for another thread:
"Nice hit, John! Nice! Now, come over and give me another kiss!"
"He told me nothing would go wrong if I put the documents in my socks. I figured I owed him for saving my life. I remembered too late that hamsters don't wear socks."
52 posted on 07/30/2004 11:00:33 PM PDT by Rastus
(Forget it, Moby! I'm voting for Bush!)