[goldstategop]

That's the one. He looked like he didn't know what a hoagie was. And what this business about the cheese? You get mozarella with a philly. LOL

[crushkerry]

Because you're conservative I'm going to go easy on you on this one. First of all, when you're at Pat's (where Kerry is in this pic) you don't order "mutzarelle" (that's how Italians say "mozarella") on a cheessteak (what's a "philly"?) you order "whiz".

If you ever go to Philly you have to go to Pat's (It's world famous). It's at 9th and Catherine just a block from the Italian market. And before you order, make sure you know how to do it or they charge you an extra .50. If you want a cheesesteak w/ Onions and Cheese Whiz (you get to choose from American cheese, Cheese Whiz and mutzarelle) the proper way to order is as follows:

"One Wit Wiz" Translated "One Cheesteak with onions and and cheese whiz". There's no "h" in "with" at Pat's.

My personal favorite - One witout Wiz.

Only a dorky elitist like Kerry would get the garden salad one. I've been to Pat's about 100 times and I've never seen anyone get one of those.

[dread78645]

You get mozarella with a philly.

Provolone, Velveeta, or Cheeze-whiz.

[Wondervixen]

Maybe it's just me, but when I fix Steak-um's for my family, American cheese seems to fit well on them.