Bacause He ISN'T, and I'M not going to be as presumtuous as Whoopie or Michael Moore and say something that's going to get me ZOTTED!
Proof that God is on our side is the fact that the Rats nominated Kerry. If one wanted to design a living turkey of a candidate, they'd come up with either Kerry or Dean.
BTW, with a name like that you need to post some of your pictures, at least on your bio page ;>)