Oh my God, someone PLEASE tell him to trim his nails! Yikes!
With all of that "hand shaking" and "baby holding" to do, he's going to injure someone! Or worse yet, he could cause a nasty scratch to his buddy John during one of their many embraces! (sorry, I'm out of control)...
Ever wondered why Edwards has claw marks on his back?
He may have earned the purple hearts with those nails.
No biggie, JFnK can award him a spare Purple Heart.