To: SerpentDove
KERRY's A PHONY!.
The Story About
6' 4"
John Forbes FrankenKerry
Demands a MATE!
She rejects him as she is filled with hate.
She Winces...YOU'LL NEVER BE MY MATE!
Desperate for a kiss,
FrankenKerry lunges out only to miss!
Finally He Gropes His Evil Bride
as she Shoves A Gun Into His
Side and Yells...
No Kiss For You FOOL!
______________________
As my Stomach Turns this sad saga moves
into a strange new direction...
______________________
FrankenKerry now feeling lonely & gay
approaches a new, cute prospective Mate
at the beginning of the next day.
Yes, FrankenKerry whispers:
That thang on your lip makes you look so hip.
I need you to be my mate for those master debates.
Surprisingly!!
"The BreckGirl" accepts with a glint in his eye
as FrankenKerry wishes his old lady would die.
FRANKENKERRY thought it was hit or miss.
However, "The BreckGirl" gave in for a sweet
moment of BLISS!
FrankenKerry keeps his EVIL OLD HO
is in TOW only 'cuz she has loads of DOUGH!
The Sickly Evil Bride Feels So Confused & Full
of Hate about FrankenKerry's
Cute New Running Mate.
BUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP!
The End...
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To: Major_Risktaker
C-span just showed a shot od the ceiling, there's about 70% of the ballons still netted
To: Major_Risktaker
That montage of yours is very, very good.
Kudos to you!
4,517 posted on
07/29/2004 8:08:02 PM PDT by
sinkspur
(There's no problem on the inside of a kid that the outside of a dog can't cure.)
To: Major_Risktaker
weak analysis from Fox News so far... much better analysis here on FR
To: Major_Risktaker; RepoGirl
Funny!
Hey Repogirl - check out post 4450.
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