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To: SerpentDove
KERRY's A PHONY!.

The Story About
6' 4"
John Forbes FrankenKerry
Demands a MATE!

She rejects him as she is filled with hate.

She Winces...YOU'LL NEVER BE MY MATE!

Desperate for a kiss,
FrankenKerry lunges out only to miss!

Finally He Gropes His Evil Bride
as she Shoves A Gun Into His
Side and Yells...

No Kiss For You FOOL!

______________________

As my Stomach Turns this sad saga moves
into a strange new direction...

______________________

FrankenKerry now feeling lonely & gay
approaches a new, cute prospective Mate
at the beginning of the next day.

Yes, FrankenKerry whispers:
That thang on your lip makes you look so hip.
I need you to be my mate for those master debates.

Surprisingly!!
"The BreckGirl" accepts with a glint in his eye
as FrankenKerry wishes his old lady would die.

FRANKENKERRY thought it was hit or miss.
However, "The BreckGirl" gave in for a sweet
moment of BLISS!

FrankenKerry keeps his EVIL OLD HO
is in TOW only 'cuz she has loads of DOUGH!

The Sickly Evil Bride Feels So Confused & Full
of Hate about FrankenKerry's
Cute New Running Mate.

BUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP!

The End...

Please Preview
The Happy Couples Video!


DEFense CONdition 4 Tonight
Let's Get it On!!!

4,450 posted on 07/29/2004 8:03:19 PM PDT by Major_Risktaker (I predict a easy Bush landslide.)
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To: Major_Risktaker

C-span just showed a shot od the ceiling, there's about 70% of the ballons still netted


4,507 posted on 07/29/2004 8:07:17 PM PDT by OXENinFLA
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To: Major_Risktaker
That montage of yours is very, very good.

Kudos to you!

4,517 posted on 07/29/2004 8:08:02 PM PDT by sinkspur (There's no problem on the inside of a kid that the outside of a dog can't cure.)
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To: Major_Risktaker

weak analysis from Fox News so far... much better analysis here on FR


4,593 posted on 07/29/2004 8:15:06 PM PDT by VA is for Freepers
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To: Major_Risktaker; RepoGirl
Funny!

Hey Repogirl - check out post 4450.

4,734 posted on 07/29/2004 8:29:04 PM PDT by ChuxsterS
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