[Wild Irish Rogue]

" He only has two speeds Idling and floored."

We're laughing so hard here-we're crying.
Bicycle mechanics ???

[FlyVet]

Gwen Ifill on PBS saying the delegates told her all week they were going to do whatever the leadership wants all week, because they want to win so badly.

Hence you all heard the "USA, USA!" chant and the "I sound like a Republican" speech, and the war, war veterans, more war, military service, our veterans, military....did I mention military and war?

They were told to gut it out and cheer for what they don't believe, and they did it. Whatta bunch of phonies.