Exit Strategy: Choppering Out of Boston July 28, 2004 Ladies and gentlemen, we have obtained the planned exit
strategy for John Kerry at the FleetCenter tomorrow night after
his speech. After the FleetCenter festivities end and the balloons drop,
he'll sneak up to the roof of the FleetCenter and be
spirited away by a jam-packed helicopter. He'll be taken to
an aircraft carrier out there near Martha's Vineyard to
reenact the last man leaving Saigon, as they continue to
tout his Vietnam War hero status. Michael Dukakis will be left behind on the roof of the
FleetCenter.
funny..and true!