I swear between Comrade Kerry and the Breck Girl last night....It makes me ashamed to share the same first name with these two clymers.
Listening to Kerry tonite he's taking credit for everything positive that happened in the 90's but the Contract For America
Your name is John, huh? Well don't feel too bad about that-look on the bright side. You have the right (left in this case) first name, all you needed was either one of two other last names, and you could be up there grinning from ear to ear and dreaming of sticking your feet up on the desk in the Oval office.
We will flush them down the john, John.