[Major_Risktaker]

Thanks for the TRUTH!

6' 4" is up

Springsteen Sucks!

[CWW]

"Reporting for Duty"? What a dork!

[John Lenin]

More Full Metal Jacket quotes:

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?

This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Bullcrap! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's BUTT and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.