Mark Steyn:
Like a caged hamster, Senator John Kerry is restless on the road. He pokes at the perimeter of the campaign bubble that envelops him, constantly trying to break out for a walk around the block, a restaurant dinner.... Why couldnt he have been a caged tiger? Isnt that what shes getting at? A noble beast, restless and prowling? A caged hamsters never struck me as being that interested in poking the perimeter. Hes happy on his little hamster wheel, going round and round and getting nowhere, occasionally pausing to chew his nuts.
LMAO I remember that column!