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Right_in_Virginia
What time does Kerry's movie start?
Enjoy The Pre-Movie-Movie.
The Story About
6' 4"
John Forbes FrankenKerry
Demands a MATE!
She rejects him as she is filled with hate.
She Winces...YOU'LL NEVER BE MY MATE!
Desperate for a kiss,
FrankenKerry lunges out only to miss!
Finally He Gropes His Evil Bride
as she Shoves A Gun Into His
Side and Yells...
No Kiss For You FOOL!
______________________
As my Stomach Turns this sad saga moves
into a strange new direction...
______________________
FrankenKerry now feeling lonely & gay
approaches a new, cute prospective Mate
at the beginning of the next day.
Yes, FrankenKerry whispers:
That thang on your lip makes you look so hip.
I need you to be my mate for those master debates.
Surprisingly!!
"The BreckGirl" accepts with a glint in his eye
as FrankenKerry wishes his old lady would die.
FRANKENKERRY thought it was hit or miss.
However, "The BreckGirl" gave in for a sweet
moment of BLISS!
FrankenKerry keeps his EVIL OLD HO
is in TOW only 'cuz she has loads of DOUGH!
The Sickly Evil Bride Feels So Confused & Full
of Hate about FrankenKerry's
Cute New Running Mate.
BUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP!
The End...
Please Preview
The Happy Couples Video!
DEFense CONdition 4 Tonight
Let's Get it On!!!
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posted on
07/29/2004 6:37:52 PM PDT
by
Major_Risktaker
(I predict a easy Bush landslide.)
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I love your version of the Kerry-Edwards story!
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posted on
07/29/2004 6:53:28 PM PDT
by
Palladin
(Proud to be a FReeper!)
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