"All Behold Slick's JusticeHour!!"
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's version of Bob Dylan's "All Along the Watchtower")
"There must be some kinda End fer the Fear!!"
Said the Sultan to AuntB...
There's too much corruption.
I must act...I must FReep!!
Congressman, there...show some spine!!
Dubyuh, smoke my herb.
MUD shall never compromise...
SlickWillie, heed my words!!
"Fer Treason you'll be Indicted!!
Yer grief I shall evoke!!
There are RATS here amongst US...
Who fear Justice is but a joke!!
But Mudboy Slim...he's been through that...
Yes, Slick's thugs raided the MudCave!!
So let RATS stop talking falsely now...
Left's Power's all 'bout HATE!!
All Behold Slick's LustFerPower!!
Justice...we'll renew!!
While all Slick's PhatWhore's came and went...
Intern heffers...EWWW!!
SlickBoy...yer MUD's main bitch, sir!!
Good FReepers doth growl...
Butt-riders shall encroach Slick...
And Ol' Slim shall laugh and HOWL!!!!
All Behold RATS' LustFerPower!!
All Behold Left's Dyin'Power!!
All Behold Slick's JusticeHour!!!
SlixMudzBEEEE-ahhtch...MUD (12/12/2002)
Great report...looks like the Good Guys win again...MUD