Thanks for that, MUD !!
Posted on 07/29/2004 6:51:42 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
Though I think that Violent Jay might have a problem with your song selection.
Violent Jay:
Dat's right b***! I gots some big probs wit dat motha's song selectation! Damn Skippy I got problemz. My problem is dat my pasty-white, fat ass ain' on his rotation. NOW GET MY ASS A HAM SAMMICH B****!
-good times, G.J.P. (Jr.)
"FReep Dem Lib'rals!!"
(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's "Teach Your Children")
You...must protect yer home...
Must fight the folks who want you to die.
Let's roll...apply yerselves...
Because the RATS promote the Big Lie!!
FReep Dem Lib'rals well...
Big Guv'ment's hell...must slowly decline.
Right feeds...good folks with dreams,
This World we'll fix...taxes are too high!!
Don't you ever quit the fight...'cuz if we do, Truth will die!!
Folks, just stand fer what is Right...and know God loves you.
Yes, you, gotta end Left's fears...
We'll whup RATS' rears...'til the Effete resign!!
We know Socialists...they are fools...
We seek the Truth, not DemonRAT lies.
FReep Dem Lib'rals well...their Sosh'list Hell, we'll slowly decline!!
Let's teach Dems 'bout our dreams...
Nation, we'll fix...Slick's TREASONOUS LIES!!
We won't ever quit the Fight...Reagan told you, "We Are Right!!"
RE-IMPEACH Slick fer his crimes...'cuz Jesus loves you!!
Mudboy Slim (5/13/2004)
Tell Violent Jay that I liketa rassle...and I like ham sammiches...MUD
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Right is the Future...Right is FRee...
Follow me...Right's all 'bout Liberatin'!!
Right's gonna win you!! LeftWing's fer FOOLS!! Right's gonna save you!!
Right's like a train...we roll hard, FReepin' fer our dreams!!
We watch FoxNewsChannel and Limbaugh FReeps...maybe!!
We reject Left's fools...RATS ain't FRee!!
But Right be whuppin' butt 'gainst Leftist Tyranny!!
Right gotz soul...like the Gip!!
Back in '96, man, I was FReepin' 'gainst Slick!!
'Cuz Right can rumble...FarRight, hit the bricks!!
Fer our righteous dreams, we shall never quit!!
Press, ask REAL questions...know John Kerry lies...
RATS are weak and STOOOPID with blood shot eyes...
Slick spanks the sink...Right shall next RE-IMPEACH!!
We'll CONVICT Slick Willie...Bill's a Prison Queen!!
'Cuz Right's like bulldogs...we gotta plan!!
Left's illegitimate scourge of man...
RATS' S-O-P is vile Tyranny...
FReep the G-O-P fer more Liberty!!
Folks, we're FReepin'...unh unh...yes, we're FReepin'!!
We are the RightWing...we are FRee!!
And we FReep...watch the Right reawaken!!
Right's gonna help you!! Reject Left's fools!! Right's gonna win you!!
A lotta FReepers poke fun and that's alright...
But when I start pokin back, Gramps gits all uptight...Hunh!!
MUD can rap with this KidRock punk...
So just Devolve Power before DemRATS wake up!!
Yes, I'm a FReeper...my FRiends call me "MUD"...
And Ol' Slim, he ain't aFRaid...gonna mix it up!!
I'm gonna flood the world with my righteous thoughts...
Sweep the Left away...FReedom can't be bought!!
Unh!! FReepersUP!! Kerry's LYIN' SCUM!!
We gotta let sheeple know that LeftWing's DONE!!
So grab you a walkman and listen to Rush...
Or listen to Hannity or read Matt Drudge!!
'Cuz we're the RightWing...you'll understand...
We're a legitimate righteous land!!
RATS' S-O-P is vile Tyranny...
FReep the G-O-P fer more Liberty!!
Folks, we're FReepin'...yeah, we're FReepin'!!
We are the RightWing...we are FRee!!
The Worlds needs patriots liberatin'!!
Liberate US...yeah!!
RATS ain't nuthin'!!
FReeeeeeeeee....Yeah yeah yeah!!
Come on, get on up!! Come on, FReepersUP!! Come on, don't let up!!
We are the RightWing...we are FRee!!
This World needs more righteous liberation!!
We are the RightWing...we are FRee!!
And we feed on sweet Justice!!
I love my FReein fer Peace...gonna show what's Right!!
DemRATS say it ain't fair...Left just begs and whines...
Left's thoughts are scams...RATS make no sense...
Left abhors all that's Right...RAT-power's past tense!!
Raisin' Cain on the internet...
NooYawkSlimes, here we come, we're takin' stands!!
I've gotta band of gypsies, we're set to stun...
Listen to Limbaugh...havin' fun!!
DemLib'rals seem so odd...
Lefty's veins are popping, whinin' "Life's SOOO Hard!!"
I am the Mudboy, you'll understand...
Right here in my head is Right's Master Plan!!
Unhh!! Right's gonna FRee you!! LeftFReeaks fool you!!
Right watsta help you...Right's yer future!!
Mudboy Slim
BTW...first "rap song" I've ever FReeped!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FReegards...MUD
In memory of a good FRiend...MUD
!!!!!!!!
"LIAR!!"
(To be sung to Creed's "Higher")
When FReepin'...I'm fightin' FOOLISH Lib'ral Words...
Slime and Crime Define the Left!!
At sunrise, I rise then start to FReep...
'Cause I don't want to lose the Greatness of RATS' Shame!!
Yes, there's a hunger, a longing to erase...
From the LIES Left Lives when I'm awake
So Let's ROLL, FRiends...
Let's make Righteous Waves!!
Come on, Let's ROLL Dems...
Let's ask, "Are RATS Ashamed?!!"
Kerry is a LIAR!!
It's RATS' Shame Lib'rals Will Not See!!!
Clinton Started OUR Fire!!
It's Slick's Shame...Left LOATHES the FRee!!
Although Right would like OUR World to change...
It helps me to appreciate
Those nights and those dreams
But, my friends, I'd sacrifice all those nights
If I could make the Earth and my dreams the same
The only difference is
To let love replace all our hate
So let's go there
Let's make our escape
Come on, let's go there
Let's ask can we stay?
Clinton is a LIAR!!!
To Left's disgrace, RAT-Medyuh won't see-ee-ee!!
FReep Til Slick EXPIRES!!
TRUTH is Great...PitchForkers FReep!!
Up high I feel like I'm alive for the very first time
Up high I'm strong enough to take these dreams
And make them mine
Work in progress...MUD
Thanks...MUD
"When my 2005 budget is approved by Congress, we will have increased overall funding for our nation's veterans by almost $20 billion, or 40 percent, since 2001. (Applause.) We have increased funding for our veterans more in four years than the previous administration did in eight years. (Applause.) To provide health care to veterans, we've increased VA medical care funding by 41 percent over the past four years. We are bringing care to more veterans more quickly. Since 2001, we've enrolled 2.5 million more veterans in health care services. We've increased out-patient visits from 44 million to 54 million. We've increased the number of prescriptions filled from 98 million to 116 million. We're getting the job done. (Applause.) We've reduced the large backlog of disability claims by about a third; we will reduce it even further. We've cut the average time it takes to process disability claims by 70 days. We have focused resources on the veterans who need it most, those with service-related disabilities and low incomes and special needs. We've established a new scheduling system to make certain that veterans seeking care for a service-connected condition are first in line. For more than a century, federal law prohibited disabled veterans from receiving both their military retired pay and their VA disability compensation. Combat-injured and severely disabled veterans deserve better. I was proud to be the first President in over 100 years to sign concurrent receipt legislation. (Applause.) We're getting the job done in Washington, D.C."
The TRUTH hurts, RATS...so much fer the argument that Dubyuh's short-changing the Vets!!
Thanks, Gramma...MUD
"The Times They Are A'Changin'!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "The Times They Are A-Changin'")
Come gather round, Sheeple...in office and home...
And admit that corruption in DeeCee has grown!!
Then, demand that Slick's TREASON shall not be condoned!!
WE MUST FIGHT!! This Nation's worth savin'!!
Country, better stop sleepin' or yer souls Left will own...
Folks, the times they are a'changin'...
Come, blow-dried twit Networks who tyrannize with your "spin"...
Our Prez'dent has spied...WE MUST NOW INDICT HIM!!
And CONVICT Bill's goons...then WE'LL IMPRISON SLICK!!
Yes, Limbaugh's Sellin' TRUTH 'bout Slick's TREASON!!
Left's poltroons, y'know, we'll be FReepin' the Net!!
Press, the times they are a'changin'...
Come Senators, Congressmen, please heed our call...
Please stand up fer Justice...please tear down Slick's walls!!
Folks, watch how you vote...'cuz we're watchin' y'all!!
Battle fer Hearts and Minds rages...
We'll soon FReep yer meetings and clatter yer halls...
Pols, the times they are a'changin'...
Come mothers and fathers throughout the Land...
Look in yer kids' eyes...they are yer Scottish Clan...
Yer sons and yer daughters...look to you, MAKE YER STAND!!!
Left's Cold War has moved to this Nation!!
Please get out and help us...AIN'T PATRIOTISM GRAND?!!
Parents, the times they are a'changin'...
(Excellent harp jammin')
The line has been drawn...Foundation's been cast!!
WE'LL GIT Kerry NOW...THEN IMPRISON SLICK LAST!!
Welcome Prez'dent Bush...Ashcroft, get off yer A$$...
New World Order is rapidly fadin'!!
And the People's Power'll be returned at last...
Ohhh, the times they are a'changin'!!
FReegards...MUD (9/24/2001)
"When the Redskins signed Griffin to a seven-year, $31 million deal (including an $8.3 million bonus), the organization looked beyond his one sack last season. With Griffin's uncommon physical gifts and a strong work ethic used to push himself even when injured -- "a pit bull; never quits" said defensive end Renaldo Wynn -- the Redskins foresee Griffin becoming one of the NFC's best defensive tackles."
FReegards...MUD
"This is a small, but true story to give you an idea of the kind of man and the kind of woman we have in the White House right now. As you may know, the President and Mrs. Bush visited the Washington Burn Center on Friday 14 September 2001. Among those they visited was Lt. Col. Brian Birdwell, who was badly burned in the Pentagon attack. Mrs.Bush went into Brian's room, spoke to him for about a minute, all the time as if they had been life-long acquaintances. She then turned to Brian's wife, Mel, who at this time had been at the hospital for probably 2 1/2 days, and apparently, according to Mel herself, was dirty, grimy and had blood on her shirt. As if Mel were one of her closest family members. Mrs. Bush then told Brian and Mel that there was "someone" there to see him. The President then walked in, stood by Brian's bedside, asked Brian how he was doing, told him that he was very proud of them both and that they were his heroes.
The President then saluted Brian. Now, at this point in time, Brian is bandaged up pretty well. His hands are burned very badly as well as the back of him from the head down. His movements were very restricted. Upon seeing the President saluting him, Brian began to slowly return the salute, taking, from the accounts so far, about 15-20 seconds to get his hand up to his head. During all of this, 15-20 seconds, President Bush never moved, never dropped his salute. The President dropped his salute only when Brian was finished with his, and then gave Mel a huge hug for what also probably seemed like an eternity."
As a note to those of you who might not be familiar with military protocol, the subordinate normally initiates a salute and will hold it until the superior officer returns the salute. In the above incident, President Bush acted in the role of the subordinate to show his respect and high regard for the injured man. FReegards...MUD (12/13/2001)
Thanks for that, MUD !!
De nada...Dubyuh is certainly a man of good character...MUD
Kerry's new theme song....
Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender"
We busted out of class, had to get away from those fools
We learned more from a three-minute record, baby, then we ever learned in school
Tonight I hear the neighborhood drummer sound
I can feel my heart begin to pound
You say you're tired and you just want to close your eyes
And follow your dreams down
We made a promise we swore we'd always remember
No retreat, baby, no surrender
Like soldiers in the winter's night with a vow to defend
No retreat, baby, no surrender
Now young faces grow sad and old
And hearts of fore grow cold
We swore blood brothers against the wind
Now I'm ready to grow young again
And hear your sister's voice calling us home
Across the open yards
Well maybe we could cut some place of our own
With these drums and these guitars
'Cause we made a promise we swore we'd always remember
No retreat, baby, no surrender
Blood brothers in the stormy night with a vow to defend
No retreat, baby, no surrender
Now on the street tonight the lights grow dim
The walls of my room are closing in
There's a war outside still raging
You say it ain't ours anymore to win
I want to sleep beneath peaceful skies in my lover's bed
With a wide open country in my eyes and these romantic dreams in my head
'Cause we made a promise we swore we'd always remember
No retreat, baby, no surrender
Blood brothers in the stormy night with a vow to defend
No retreat, baby, no surrender
Pre...MUD
"Simple Man"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Simple Man")
I ain't nuthin' but a simple man...Left calls me a redneck, reckon that I am...
But there's things goin' on make me mad down to the core!
I gotta work like a dog...I'm enslaved to DeeCee...
Where crooked politicians sell our Nukes to Chinese,
And I'm madder than Hell and I ain't gonna take it no more!
Reagan told our kids to, "Just Say No!"
But then Ol' Slick Willie jokes, "Let's have another toke!"
Tells us 'bout his briefs, then laughs while his intern goes down.
Well, if I had my way with this Apostle From Hope,
I'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope,
I'd hang 'im up high and let 'im swing 'til Ol' Slick steps down!
Well, you know what's wrong with the world today,
People done gone thrown their values away,
They livin' by the "Law of Slick Willie" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it so I need no more proof...
"A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth."
Bill better watch what he's sayin', Law's closin' in on him,
Can't you Sheeple see it?! Slick's a Felon, man!
Now I'm the kinda man who wouldn't harm a mouse,
But if I ketch somebody breakin' in my house,
I gotta 12-gauge shotgun waitin' on the other side!
So don't go a pushin' me against my will,
I don't wanna fight ya but I durn sure will,
So if you don't want trouble you better just pass me on by!
Becuz as far as I'm concerned there ain't no excuse,
For Slick's Rapin', Mad Bombin', and Power Abuse,
But I gotta way to put an end to all that madness...
You just put them Lib'rals back on the boat,
Send 'em all First-class and make sure that it floats,
Send 'em all 'round the world and leave 'em wherever they like best!
Well, you know what's wrong with the world today,
People done gone put their Bibles away...
They livin' by the "Law of Bill Clinton" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it, so I need no more proof,
A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth!
Bill better watch what he's sayin', we're closin' in on him...
Right's Hell-bent on Justice...Slick's a Traitor, man!!
Bill, watch where you're goin', Slim's just around the bend...
Mudboy's bent on Justice, you're just Hist'ry, man!!
MUDBOY SLIM
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
MUD (6/20/1999)
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