LOL! Considering your handle, you probably wouldn't have offed them yourself but contracted it out. Professionalism would have demanded it.
Besides, some women love guys they can keep catching in lies. They stay with them forever, enjoying all the perks of that high moral ground.
Haha! Well, as long as its good natured and innocuous stuff, I agree that women don't mind it so much in that it gives them an almost permanent moral high ground, which they usually have anyway! ;-)