Actually I'd have had far more respect for Clinton if either one had left his family to bonk Sheryl Crow. I never thought Monica was very good looking (although clearly better than Hillary). And of course Clinton didn't even bother to divorce his wife.
So congratulations to Lance for landing Sheryl Crow! Add that to his incredible cycling victories, and he's on top of the world right now.
Sheryl Crow is ugly. Have you ever seen her before plastic surgery pictures. Whew! Scary woman. She's had a nose job, possible cheek implants and jaw work done. She's still looks trashy.