Move along Sheeples! Nothing to see here.........! Can't you see that President Bush forced Hacking to develop his mental illness which ultimately led him to murder his wife, buy a new matress, and end up naked at a hotel. Damn Bush!
Fortunately, John Kerry, showing his soft, softer, and softiest side has now arranged for Hacking to not only be admitted to medical school, but actually graduated without attending a single class. Hacking will then become the Surgeon General under Kerry's administration. Thank God for Kerry!
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