How 'bout this:
President Bush:
"This morning at the request of the Iraqi Government, American security forces took possesion of three nuclear warheads that were discovered in a hidden bunker near the Iraqi town of Tikrit"
Nice
Nice
"This morning, presumptive Democratic Presidential nominee John F. Kerry was not available for comment after last night's convention-rattling revelation that he is, in fact, French President Jacques Chirac, who is technically ineligible to run for President of the United States."
This would be great! - But I doubt it - I didn't listen to Rush today - but this thread does have me wondering - but my guess is perhaps we are all looking way to far into his words.