Somehow I get the feeling that there wouldn't be a lot of conversation -- just him giving voluminous advice on all topics, personal and otherwise.
Nah, I don't think so. I think he would be pretty fun to talk to, actually. I highly doubt that it would be a one-sided conversation.
You're just jealous because he is richer and smarter than you are.
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Naw, he wouldn't bend your ear with advice. He's just a southeast Missouri boy... We all talk like Rush only some of us are a little less humble.