[Chad Fairbanks]

I was also transported back to my childhood... as a little kid, we had a corner lot on an old rural road, and I used to build snowmen in my yard as most kids do. However, a couple of teenage punks would come tearing down the road at night and cut across our lawn and run over my snowmen... So, one day I built my snowman around a fire hydrant, completely hiding it...

Let's just say that their habit of cutting across our yard came to an abrupt halt that night...

[oyez]

[JayNorth]

So, one day I built my snowman around a fire hydrant, completely hiding it...

That reminds me of a friend who owns a machine shop. He lives in the country and hooligans keep smashing his mailbox. He bought a cheap sheet metal mailbox and had his guys weld up a plate steel "box within a box". A few nights later he hears a loud howl of pain from the general direction of his mailbox and the next morning there was a shattered baseball bat on the ground.