What is it with cops being there when you're a kid and ready to commit some heinous fun??? Same age as you, we were under a culvert bridge one day and lobbing big sloppy glops of mud up over the edge at a couple of cars going by and wouldn't you know the first one to take a plastering is a Moscow PD car. We spent the whole day on a march of exile to escape that...
A righteous splatter, one of my Northern VA friends was living in Turkey in the 70's and he plastered the windshield of a Soviet diplomats car and got to get chased by pissed off reds :-)
bwaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha...