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Keep an eye on those fastfood restaurants that either don't serve pork...or serve very little.

Hmmmm. Now that would be a good experiment. Do legitimate Mexican restaurants serve Pork dishes? If so, then every Freeper should go into their nearest Mexican restaurant and order a dish with PORK in it. Any restaurant that doesn't serve pork should be reported to the FBI. Can you imagine?

Freeper: "Hi, FBI? I want to report a Mexican restaurant that doesn't serve pork."

FBI: "Huh? This is the FBI. I think you may want the Department of Health, or the Department of Ag, or the Food Industry Association."

Freeper: "No, I want the FBI !! Dang it, there is NO PORK at El Casa Del Sol down on 5th Street! Don't you understand??!!"

FBI: "Oh, ok, now I understand. Please remain calm, someone will be there to help you shortly." (covers phone, says to agent next to him, "Send the looney bin truck out to this address, I've got a live one.")

I am quite serious--and there is very little pork handled in your local submarine sandwich franchise. There's some ham, but there are also tongs. In my neck of the woods, there was a family party there 9/12.

Think about how convenient it would be for an infiltrating terrorist group to own a string of motels or fastfood franchises. You need to provide a "worker" with a safe cover? Give him a job in a low-skill hospitality enterprise--our friend Shaheed owns a string of 'em in convenient proximity to a soft target. There's a constant overturn of Middle-Eastern employees...but, hey, it's fast food...